The Smartini
While developing alternative fuels for transportation, I came up with the Smartini.
1 part silver rum
1 part premium vodka
1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice
1 dash grenadine
1 dash aromatic bitters
Shake and serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with pineapple skewered with a mint leaf to get ultra super fab-tabulous.
Smartini(TM) is a copyright product of Gastrologica.com. All uses for the term Smartini are strictly prohibited without express, written consent and licensing fee paid to Gastrologica.com. Gastrologica.com shall be held harmless in the event of embarassment or pregnancy due to loss of inhibition. Gastrologica.com expresses no warranty as to the effectiveness of the Smartini(c) to cause inebriation, especially in cases exhibited by a lifestyle of continuous, excessive drinking like Whitney Houston or James Joyce. Gastrologica.com is a joint venture of ExxonMobil and Microsoft. For an illustrated deconstruction of the entangled legal and financial relationship between these two wicked and jealous mistresses, please call 1-877-446-8034. Ask for Giselle.
1 part silver rum
1 part premium vodka
1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice
1 dash grenadine
1 dash aromatic bitters
Shake and serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with pineapple skewered with a mint leaf to get ultra super fab-tabulous.
Smartini(TM) is a copyright product of Gastrologica.com. All uses for the term Smartini are strictly prohibited without express, written consent and licensing fee paid to Gastrologica.com. Gastrologica.com shall be held harmless in the event of embarassment or pregnancy due to loss of inhibition. Gastrologica.com expresses no warranty as to the effectiveness of the Smartini(c) to cause inebriation, especially in cases exhibited by a lifestyle of continuous, excessive drinking like Whitney Houston or James Joyce. Gastrologica.com is a joint venture of ExxonMobil and Microsoft. For an illustrated deconstruction of the entangled legal and financial relationship between these two wicked and jealous mistresses, please call 1-877-446-8034. Ask for Giselle.
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