This Man is on a Diet

The man to the right of this post, Steve Wasser, is on a diet. Do not take culinary advice from him, he has no true sense of flavor or texture. In his attempt to drop twenty vanity pounds, he will try to convince you that you can have a fulfilling culinary life, at the same time eating lighter and more healthy.

Moreover, you will notice a bizzare absence of everything that is good and pleasurable in life. Processed cheese, summer sausage, Coke. He will explain that being on a diet gives him the license to spend a little more on foods he really enjoys, like sushi and seafood. And, in the guise of pushing his agenda, he will sneak recipes for chicken stew and 'lite' crabcakes into his articles.

Steve has an agenda, and it is up to the watchdog press to inform you, the reader, that his writing is not objective, and that he will purposefully provide you slanted material. You have been warned.