Always Read The Label

Have you ever bothered reading the long dissertation on the Budweiser can?

"This is the famous Budweiser beer. We know of no other, blah, blah, blah"

The vertical paragraphs of philosophical ramblings on the label of Dr. Brommer's Castille Soap are incomprehensible.

But, have you ever read the back of Angostura Aromatic Bitters? Evidentally, it has great health benefits. Come on, you've had a bottle lingering in the bar for the last 46 years.