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If you occupy the world between hunger and satiation, then the place of Todai will help you reach the state of not being hungry. Are you hungry? If you answered
"Hy!" then the experience of Todai is there for your eating. This is your lucky good day, for it is not the year of the dog, it is the year of the fish. And if there is a fish deserving of the delicate and masterful rendering it is here at Todai.
Our chefs are like magicians in training, and you will find their slightly imperfect renditions of popular Japanese dishes acceptable and worth the price of admission to an all you can eat sushi place.
If you avert your eyes toward the case of sushi, you will perceive a wonderous variety briney mackarel, rubbery salmon and bulletproof octopus.
Come get the snow crab legs while they are still water logged!
Celebrate all your lucky holidays at Todai All You Can Eat Seafood. But Hold! Todai is no longer simply for mediocre raw fish. We have a very lucky cooked food section that removes samonella from teriyaki chicken and dead mussels. Are you hungry yet?
So therefore, when your appetitze is greater than your taste, bring honor to your family and bring them to Todai. It will be the most unforgettable time you will remember for the next 45 minutes!
"Hy!" then the experience of Todai is there for your eating. This is your lucky good day, for it is not the year of the dog, it is the year of the fish. And if there is a fish deserving of the delicate and masterful rendering it is here at Todai.
Our chefs are like magicians in training, and you will find their slightly imperfect renditions of popular Japanese dishes acceptable and worth the price of admission to an all you can eat sushi place.
If you avert your eyes toward the case of sushi, you will perceive a wonderous variety briney mackarel, rubbery salmon and bulletproof octopus.
Come get the snow crab legs while they are still water logged!
Celebrate all your lucky holidays at Todai All You Can Eat Seafood. But Hold! Todai is no longer simply for mediocre raw fish. We have a very lucky cooked food section that removes samonella from teriyaki chicken and dead mussels. Are you hungry yet?
So therefore, when your appetitze is greater than your taste, bring honor to your family and bring them to Todai. It will be the most unforgettable time you will remember for the next 45 minutes!

4 Comments:
hahaha. Todai is the asian cousin of the infamous P.O.S. eatery otherwise known as Hometown Buffet. Liked your writing perspective - sounds like a carnival of crap.
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eatdrinknbmerry, at 8:29 AM
You nailed it with that one. Actually, the Todai in the Beverly Center and the one in Aladdin's Casino in Vegas are pretty decent. This one, in Glendale, (for the Armeno-Nippon contingent), leaves much to be desired.
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Steve Wasser, at 8:47 AM
HA-HA-HA! Lovin' it! Funny post!
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BoLA, at 3:21 PM
Hey! I'm glad to see the comments are working again! Thanks for the props!
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Steve Wasser, at 4:20 PM
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