Taco Town Nightmare Actualized

Kentucky Frid [sic] Chicken has created the Taco Town garbage bag of mess.



"I would like a fried chicken."

"Fried Chicken would be cool..but I'm tired of Fried chicken."

"Chop it up and throw it in a bowl."

"Sounds sexy. I'm all wet."

"Dump mashed potatoes on it and compress."

"Yes, compress..."

"Smear teryaki all over it and add peas."

"Hell yeah..peas."

"peas"

"oh god, peas."

"Like I said, peas."

"I know you said peas."

"I know you know. I was just saying peas, for crying out loud. To set the mood"

"I like the mood peas set."---

"No you dont. You don't like peas at all. I'm sick of your lies"

"No, I really like...

"-"BULLSHIT. YOU FUCKING HATE PEAS. I'M SO TIRED OF YOUR HYPOCRACY!"

"Alright you piece of crap, I like peas. I LOVE peas. I've been sleeping with peas the last..."

"You wanna know something? I know all about you and peas. I'm gay. Does that surprise you? Sleep with peas, and I'll sleep with Esperaldo. Can we just get back to the bowl."

"What bowl?"

"The Bowl, you idiot!"

"The thing bowl you were talking about?"

"Yes, the thing bowl, why?"

"I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying Thing Bowl."

"Thing Bowl of what?"

"What bowl? Why?"

"I know it's a fucking thing bowl, I want to know what the hell is in it!"

"I'm tired of your shit, you're making no sense."

"I'm making all the sense I need to make. Just enough to establish the bowl thing."

"The 'bowl thing.' Oh that's rich."

"Get off my back"

"I'll be happy to get off you're back, if you get off mine. I'm so tired...."

"What?"

"So tired of you're snotty attitude. everyone can hear us. look up. someone is reading all this"

"Fine, ok. Look, we were talking about KFC."

"Oh, those assholes?"

"Yeah, the bowl. Remember? They have some wierd layered shit."

"I remember that. A little bit ago, right? Um, so they had frid chickem and some shit...uh...mased [sic] potatoes"

"Right, and we got on some pea shit."

"The pea shit, right."

"Right. And I was thinking of thorwing [sic] cheese and and bacon and hog side and slab and.."

"Oh my god! You're not kidding! The Bowl Thing is horrendous. I just took a peek on the website!"

"Fucking-A right."

"But there's no peas."

"Can we get off the peas?"

"Fine, I see corn, chicken nuggets..."

"Gravy, cheese..."

"Dude, this is like that Taco Town skit"

"No kidding, I want mine with bacon and pretzels."

"I got a question."

"What's that?"

"How are they 'Famous Bowls', they just came out."

"I think it's just a name, like 'Fancy Ketsup'"

"Oh right, Fancy Ketsup ain't fancy and it's barely ketsup."

"Yeah, it's just a brand name."

"Cool, lets go grab a bowl of this mess."