Thursday, June 15, 2006

Gastro/Playing With Fire Schwag FOR SALE



THE ULTIMATE DEGENERATIVE EXPRESSION OF BOARDWALK HUMOR IS BACK!

REMEMBER THESE CLASSICS?!?!??!!!!???

SEX IS LIKE SNOW,
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL LAST
OR HOW MANY INCHES YOU WILL GET

WOW! THAT IS FUNNY!

OR THIS???!??

I'M WITH STUPID----->

HAR!

NOW GASTROLOGICA OFFERS YOU GASTROSCHWAG OUR NEW CAFEPRESS STORE WHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE FOR A REASONABLE NON-NEGOTIABLE PRICE ALL THESE KITCHY SHIRTS PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE!

LIKE THE PET ROCK AND SEA MONKEYS AND THE DIPPING BIRD THAT DRANK THE ENDLESS BUCKET OF RED GOO.



EXPRESS YOUR DISDAIN FOR GOOD TASTE AND SUPPORT FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENESS!!!!!.!!

FOLLOW THE PICTURE ON THE SIDE!

4 Comments:

  • What's this - a Gastro wife beater?!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:38 AM  

  • Yes, a Gastro wife beater! We've got it all, trucker hats, thongs and baseball jerseys. Tune in soon to see Dogbowls and baby rattles.

    By Blogger Steve Wasser, at 11:04 AM  

  • Like, where are the friggin' toques for the Canadian fans, eh?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:18 AM  

  • You know, I'll have to take that up with cafepress. And here I thought it was spelled took, but apparently everyone up there walks around in chef's hats.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:27 AM  

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