Blazing Honesty of Menus
Wake Up, America.
God knows some things are just delicious. Unquestioned Hierarchies. Sodomy. Cinnamon Toothpaste.
You know what else tastes good? Honesty. Pure, chisled-from-guano honesty. Like Mt. Rushmore during Bike Week.
Smooth talking menus are as genuine as a street copy of Windows XP.
That's why you can trust the good folks at ThaiCo, like a blinding ray of sunshine burning through the early morning mist.
No euphamistic terms for hippocampus or testicle, just unvarnished honest presentation of the ugly facts.
And what a fantastic way to balance your chi. You know, chi is so important to World Peace, so why not keep it in perfect equilibrium.
Wouldn't you rather know what is in the food you eat?
Sometimes not.
And, so, simply, totally, you want to have an honest inventory of what is in your dish.
God knows some things are just delicious. Unquestioned Hierarchies. Sodomy. Cinnamon Toothpaste.
You know what else tastes good? Honesty. Pure, chisled-from-guano honesty. Like Mt. Rushmore during Bike Week.
Smooth talking menus are as genuine as a street copy of Windows XP.
That's why you can trust the good folks at ThaiCo, like a blinding ray of sunshine burning through the early morning mist.
No euphamistic terms for hippocampus or testicle, just unvarnished honest presentation of the ugly facts.
And what a fantastic way to balance your chi. You know, chi is so important to World Peace, so why not keep it in perfect equilibrium.
Wouldn't you rather know what is in the food you eat?
Sometimes not.
And, so, simply, totally, you want to have an honest inventory of what is in your dish.
2 Comments:
where the F*%$ did you eat?
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Anonymous, at 8:22 AM
It's a Thai delivery place, but it is one of the few authentic places I've ordered from. I don't have the menu so I can't remember what the name is, but it's in Hollywood.
By
Steve Wasser, at 9:38 AM
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