Red Robin, and Others Like It
Red Robin is yet another institution that celebrates the banality of Average Desires.
Shakes.
Infinite Fries.
Several Cliche Burgers.
Wraps, for the dietarily unconscious who believe a wrap is healthier because the burger is wrapped in na'an bread.
Random shit nailed to a wall. It's true. If you nail random shit to a wall, like a 1963 sepia of five jubilant lesbians embracing after a marathon, or the high speed shot of a sailor reeling in a lungfish, rednecks and corporate drones will eat there. I have the paperwork to prove it.
RR ain't bad, it's just cut from the oily bowels of the same mountain that Applebee's, Bennigan's, Ruby Tuesday and T.G.I. Friday's were extracted from.
The food will technically sustain life, and on rare occasions might even deliver a couple milligrams of diversion from our sucky lives.
I'm writing about it because I've been condemned to eat there at least once a week, and I long for the release that death will bring.
Shakes.
Infinite Fries.
Several Cliche Burgers.
Wraps, for the dietarily unconscious who believe a wrap is healthier because the burger is wrapped in na'an bread.
Random shit nailed to a wall. It's true. If you nail random shit to a wall, like a 1963 sepia of five jubilant lesbians embracing after a marathon, or the high speed shot of a sailor reeling in a lungfish, rednecks and corporate drones will eat there. I have the paperwork to prove it.
RR ain't bad, it's just cut from the oily bowels of the same mountain that Applebee's, Bennigan's, Ruby Tuesday and T.G.I. Friday's were extracted from.
The food will technically sustain life, and on rare occasions might even deliver a couple milligrams of diversion from our sucky lives.
I'm writing about it because I've been condemned to eat there at least once a week, and I long for the release that death will bring.
1 Comments:
this was by far the funniest short clever "few lines" I've read in a while. Really.
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Daniele, at 6:24 PM
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